I know sometimes people wonder how erotica writers do what they do — how exactly they turn out all that achingly poetic and arousing language that touches the cores of our human souls.
Frankly, some days we wonder how we do it too.
I asked fellow erotica writer André Santhomas to give us a look into her writing process, to show us how the magic happens to create her popular Realm of Janos novels and other masterpieces of erotic domination and submission. Let us part the curtain and watch her day:
Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
Me: Go in the living room. I have work I need to do.
Them: OK.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly.
Kid 1: Mom, do you want something to drink?
Me: Nothing you can bring me.
Kid 1: What?
Me: Nothing. No thank you.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She
Kid 1: OK.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She thinks
Kid 2: Mommy, I love you.
Me: I love you too baby. Go play.
Kid 2: OK.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders
Kid 1: Mommy, do you have a pencil?
Me: Look in the homework supplies box.
Kid 1: OK.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders what
Kid 1: Where is the box?
Me: Where did you leave it?
Kid 1: I didn’t touch it.
Me: Here it is. Take this, and go!
Kid 1: OK, OK, I’m just trying to do my homework.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders what. What? What does she wonder? Oh, yeah. She wonders
Kid 2: I want a pencil too.
Me: Fine, take it. Just go.
Kid 2: I need some paper.
Me: Fine, whatever, here’s a stack.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders what he’s thinking
Kid 1: MOMMY! She — Ow!
Me: What?
Kid 2: Never mind.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders what he’s thinking about
Kid 2: Mommy, if Nicole tells you that I was in Daddy’s office and got into something, you should tell her to go in the living room because I didn’t, really.
Me: You didn’t what?
Kid 2: I didn’t get into Daddy’s printer paper.
Me: I gave you paper.
Kid 2: I needed some more. But I didn’t, really. I swear with all my heart.
Me: Living room!
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders what he’s thinking about
WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Me: Let the dog out.
Kid 1: What?
Me: LET THE DOG OUT! Can’t you hear him barking? You’re two feet from him.
Kid 1: What?
Me: LET THE DOG OUT!
Kid 1: OK, OK, sheesh.
Garrett ties Botany up and fucks her silly. She wonders how he’s going to use that riding crop
Kid 1: I just have to tell you —
Me: Is someone spurting blood? No? Then go.
Kid 1: Sheesh, all I wanted to do was say I love you.
Me: [insert mommy guilt here]
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André SanThomas is the mother of two delightful girls, ages 8 and 6, and the keeper of a 120-pound lab. She’s also the author of the Realm of Janos series and Sensual Submission: Driven. Sensual Submission: Pursuit is due out… well, it might be a while. Her author page on Amazon, from where her books can be purchased, can be found here.
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